"The suspect is wearing a knitted clown-face balaclava..."

Looking for Halloween costume ideas? Planning to rob a bank soon? Want to wear a clown face without going through the rigorous program at clown college? If you answer "yes" to any (or all three...*shudder*) of those questions, then look here (via the Craft blog) for a collection of knitted balaclava patterns from 1965.

I dare you to knit one of these. Come on--I triple dog dare you.

Scaredy cat.